Dinnner Conversation

M: "I'm a little nervous to get married."
Mom, "Why?"
M: "Because I don't want to kiss on the lips."
Mom, "You don't have to kiss on the lips to get married."
C, "Then how are you married if you don't kiss?"
Mom, "Well the gentleman in the temple that is marrying you, asks you if you want to be married, and you say yes.  And then he asks the man you picked and he says yes.  Then he says you can kiss, but you don't have too.
C, "OOOOHHH, YOU DON"T HAVE TO KISS TO BE MARRIED!"
Mom, "Nope."
M, "Okay you don't have to kiss to get married."
Mom, "Yep."
E, "But you can STILL have cake!!!"